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“Well, here we are, at the "buy" page. You're just about to purchase your book(s) by entering in your credit card information. Smart. Very smart. And I'll tell you why. This is a 100% secure site. I spent extra money just to make sure of that. So, go for it. Be confident. Feel secure.

Before you place your order, I'd like to take a moment and toast you with a Vodka martini. You certainly are one smart mother fucker. Here’s to you. Once your credit card has been validated, we will ship out your book. You can expect your book in 15-30 days, depending on the efficiency of the post office, and your location in the world. When you've finished your transaction, you'll get your fortune and some lucky numbers. You might want to get a pen and write those numbers down. They're good for lotteries, you know.

Enjoy,
Mixerman

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