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Day 7 -
188 Ways To Kill Your Drummer

“Even if Dumb Ass were a cool, laid-back dude, I wouldn’t want him around while I was editing his takes together. The process requires enormous amounts of concentration, and having a nervous Nellie in the waiting room, or worse yet, in the control room, asking me a lot of questions or criticizing a work in progress would only serve to hinder that process. So I decided to make a sign. I wrote on a piece of paper with a dull blue Sharpie pen, and I taped my sign to the window of the control room door.

NO DRUMMERS ALLOWED! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

“Whaaaaaaa,” Dumb Ass whined in his best retard voice. “Why no drummers allowed!?” he exclaimed while stamping his foot as if he were three years old. Perhaps he thought he was Tarzan or something.”

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